Ronaldo - Cheat

Gate · Post by **Gate** » Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:47 pm

Well, if it's rule changes you're after, and you're looking to WWF for ideas, I'd go for introducing the one where they beat each other with stepladders and the like. Would have made the England-Ecuador match a whole lot more entertaining.

madoqua · Post by **madoqua** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 7:58 am

I like the idea from WWF of throwing the ref into the crowd.

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:03 am

I think the South Americans are ahead of us on that one. Occassionally someone from the crowd shoots the ref.

Probably coming to the City Ground soon!

madoqua · Post by **madoqua** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 10:50 am

Mind you the reffing was far more entertaining than England.

Better shoot them instead.

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 11:33 am

Shoot England?

A bit unfair as they clearly wouldn't be able to shoot back very effectively.

Gate · Post by **Gate** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:07 pm

...which reminds me:

UPDATE -Saddam Hussein has been found guilty!
Tue July 4th, 2006 6:08pm ET
By Ross Colvin

BAGHDAD, July 04 (Reuters) - Saddam Hussein has been found guilty of war crimes and has been sentenced to death by firing squad.

The Court has granted his last request which was to name his own firing squad.

Mr. Hussein chose Frank Lampard, Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher from 12 yards.

dailywaffle · Post by **dailywaffle** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:43 pm

Yep, I heard that the 'near miss' asteroid that missed the Earth by 250,000 miles the other day had been renamed ..... 'Frank Lampard'.

Lovely if true !

IsraeliTiger · Post by **IsraeliTiger** » Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:47 pm

Damnit Gate, I was going to post that! :P