Ideal Celebrity Party or Meal

simon redshaw · Post by **simon redshaw** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:38 am

:D :D :D :D Hi Jess. Red seems nice enough to me - how shall I put it a friendly lunatic, or for a lady a loveable lunatic. You know Jess, I only just realised yesterday that the lady was called Kaye!!

Ashby Rock Chick · Post by **Ashby Rock Chick** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:43 am

Kinoulton wrote:Rock Chick, I need your help.

You see, I can't cook but I pay a woman to come in and cook for me. But she's rubbish. Awful. I need to get rid of her, but I haven't got the heart to tell her she's out of a job. But you could do it. Would you sack my cook please?

Just read that, I'm a :censored: cook but a good sacker!!!! 8) (You've got horses so I'll be round!!)n :P

Ashby Rock Chick · Post by **Ashby Rock Chick** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 8:59 am

Jess wrote:Kaye, i would avoid red at all costs unless you want a crazy lunatic

Sounds like my type of man Jess. As long as he hasn't got a hidden violent side then he'll be okay!!!

Ashby Rock Chick · Post by **Ashby Rock Chick** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:00 am

redtiger wrote:can i have you on saturday then?? simon can have you sunday he said he's taping songs of praise

Ooh Songs of Praise is my favourite, "Bringing in the Sheaves, Bringing in the Sheaves"..... Where's my tamborine, I could join in. xxxxx

redtiger · Post by **redtiger** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 9:33 am

Ashby Rock Chick wrote:
Jess wrote:Kaye, i would avoid red at all costs unless you want a crazy lunatic
Sounds like my type of man Jess. As long as he hasn't got a hidden violent side then he'll be okay!!!

:shock: riley would wet himself reading this!! i wasn't in the school cross country team because i was good at fighting

the phrase "scooby doo legs" was never more appropriate than for me when in a fight situation!!

Ashby Rock Chick · Post by **Ashby Rock Chick** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:18 am

redtiger wrote:
Ashby Rock Chick wrote:
Jess wrote:Kaye, i would avoid red at all costs unless you want a crazy lunatic
Sounds like my type of man Jess. As long as he hasn't got a hidden violent side then he'll be okay!!!
:shock: riley would wet himself reading this!! i wasn't in the school cross country team because i was good at fighting the phrase "scooby doo legs" was never more appropriate than for me when in a fight situation!!

Get Riley some incontinence pants, get your dancing shoes and lets boogie baby!!

redtiger · Post by **redtiger** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 10:36 am

dancing queen, young and sweet only 17...give or take a few years

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:27 pm

Ashby Rock Chick wrote:
Just read that, I'm a <img src='images/smiles/icon_censored.gif'> cook but a good sacker!!!! 8) (You've got horses so I'll be round!!)n :P

I'd ask you to come round tonight but, it's Thursday so I'll be in the bath playing with my boats. Unless you want to come round and give me a small tug.

Ashby Rock Chick · Post by **Ashby Rock Chick** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 1:59 pm

simon redshaw wrote::D :D :D :D Hi Jess. Red seems nice enough to me - how shall I put it a friendly lunatic, or for a lady a loveable lunatic. You know Jess, I only just realised yesterday that the lady was called Kaye!!

Aaaah Simes, thanks for saying I'm a lady!!!! I have my moments.

simon redshaw · Post by **simon redshaw** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:07 pm

Cheers Kaye!! :D :D :D :D I like to make a lady feel happy!!

I was in a garden centre yesterday. Yes, have to go there sometimes!! A lady a way in front of me was getting annoyed withe service or it showed on her face. She looked at me, smiled resigningly and I smiled back!! So there you go!!

redtiger · Post by **redtiger** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:09 pm

[quote="simon redshaw"]Cheers Kaye!! :D :D :D :D I like to make a lady feel happy!!

:shock: you go for it simon you devil you

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:14 pm

This forum's getting like a dating agency.

I just come on here for a chat, being as I am, passed 30 but still outgoing, GSOH, non smoker, likes socialising, sport, telephone chat lines and single malt, seeking similar.

Ridiculous.

redtiger · Post by **redtiger** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:53 pm

jeez kinny you really need to stop making me cry laughing when i'm in work!! they think i'm some kind of freak in here now!! :roll:

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 4:56 pm

redtiger wrote:jeez kinny you really need to stop making me cry laughing when i'm in work!! they think i'm some kind of freak in here now!! :roll:

It's taken them THIS long to work you out?

You must work in B&Q or something.

simon redshaw · Post by **simon redshaw** » Thu Jun 22, 2006 5:00 pm

Its o.k., Red, I'm just a general charmer!! :D :D I say that to most of the ladies!!