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Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Sat Jun 24, 2006 4:47 pm

Ahhh, the birds are coming flocking back. Time to have some proper chat.

I fancy some beer served up by a comely wench.

Which one of you is going to get her jugs out?

Ashby Rock Chick · Post by **Ashby Rock Chick** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:00 pm

redtiger wrote:dancing queen, young and sweet only 17...give or take a few years

I am 21 with 21 years experience. :P xxx

Ashby Rock Chick · Post by **Ashby Rock Chick** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:03 pm

Kinoulton wrote:This forum's getting like a dating agency.

I just come on here for a chat, being as I am, passed 30 but still outgoing, GSOH, non smoker, likes socialising, sport, telephone chat lines and single malt, seeking similar.

Ridiculous.

AND WHO IS MARRIED!!!!!

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:31 pm

Ashby Rock Chick wrote:
Kinoulton wrote:This forum's getting like a dating agency.

I just come on here for a chat, being as I am, passed 30 but still outgoing, GSOH, non smoker, likes socialising, sport, telephone chat lines and single malt, seeking similar.

Ridiculous.

AND WHO IS MARRIED!!!!!

Drat, Muttley! If it wasn't for that pesky Rock Chick, I'd have gotten away with it.

Ashby Rock Chick · Post by **Ashby Rock Chick** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:33 pm

Kinoulton wrote:Ahhh, the birds are coming flocking back. Time to have some proper chat.

I fancy some beer served up by a comely wench.

Which one of you is going to get her jugs out?

How come you don't get "moderated" Kinny???????????? :?

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:39 pm

I don't write anything at all rude.

It's just the way some of you people choose to interpret it. The way your minds work. Tsk! :roll:

Ashby Rock Chick · Post by **Ashby Rock Chick** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:44 pm

Kinoulton wrote:I don't write anything at all rude.

It's just the way some of you people choose to interpret it. The way your minds work. Tsk! :roll:

So glad we're all on the same wavelength then.

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Mon Jun 26, 2006 4:47 pm

Yep. And there was me thinking that innuendo was an Italian suppository.

redtiger · Post by **redtiger** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:20 am

coolest things to do before you die part 1:

go on a night on the pull with kinny and that bloke who does homer simpson's voice. you'd be guaranteed to snog at least 36 women whilst having to have all your ribs removed due to all the laughter 8)

Ashby Rock Chick · Post by **Ashby Rock Chick** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:40 am

redtiger wrote:coolest things to do before you die part 1:

go on a night on the pull with kinny and that bloke who does homer simpson's voice. you'd be guaranteed to snog at least 36 women whilst having to have all your ribs removed due to all the laughter 8)

Yes I have to give you that, he'd be a good laugh at the very least.

What's your best chat up line Kinny? (How do you like your eggs done?).......

redtiger · Post by **redtiger** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 10:57 am

are you sure encouraging him is a good idea kaye?? :shock: reet oh i'm off to get changed for work, today i'm going in dressed in a brown sude boiler suit. any suggestions on what tie i should wear??

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 2:55 pm

I'm afraid my best chat up line is that old faithful.

"Ey up, love. You don't sweat much for a fat lass, do you?"

Rizzo · Post by **Rizzo** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 3:17 pm

to which I would reply

"Your brain cell must get awfully lonely in there all by itself..."

redtiger · Post by **redtiger** » Tue Jun 27, 2006 4:42 pm

i just go up to a girl and say "excuse me can i have your number please?" but then i get scared and run off. i prefer to get a new 10 gigabyte hard drive for my PC so i can stay up all night and play online video games with like minded people.

Ashby Rock Chick · Post by **Ashby Rock Chick** » Wed Jun 28, 2006 10:24 am

redtiger wrote:i just go up to a girl and say "excuse me can i have your number please?" but then i get scared and run off. i prefer to get a new 10 gigabyte hard drive for my PC so i can stay up all night and play online video games with like minded people.

That's it, I'm getting a laptop at home.

(However, I am getting a broader of view of what you are like Red)...... :D