Chavs

Bill W · Post by **Bill W** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:01 pm

This may incur Iain and others wrath! But it amused me. I received it as a bit of humour junk - thought some on here might enjoy it!!

1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.
4. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
5. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
6. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It's probably your bike.
7. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
8. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin' at?"
9. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint it bright yellow and stick a spoiler on it.
10. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving it? The police.
11. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.
12. What do you say to a chav with a job? I'll have a big mac please?
13. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand.
14. What do u call a knife in chav-ville? Exhibit A
15. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Saxo a shame? A Saxo seats 4.
16. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.
18. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.
19. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some uvver :censored: job innit."
20. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Saxo's window in the car wash
21. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever
22. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner.
23. Two chavs jump off beachy head cliff, who wins? Society.
24. What do you call a chav in a rugby jersey? Gavin Henson.

simon redshaw · Post by **simon redshaw** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:04 pm

Hi Bill

Excellent stuff there on Chavs!!

g · Post by g » Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:05 pm

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

If Iain deletes that then he is being picky.

Nice one Bill.

Bill W · Post by **Bill W** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:06 pm

Glad you enjoyed it!!

Iain · Post by **Iain** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 11:45 pm

Not deleting it....why would I?? However I am going to put it on Chit Chat as that is what it is there for.

Heard some of those before but you can't beat a good Chav joke!

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:10 am

I reckon you added number 24 yourself.

What is "chav" in Welsh?

chwv?

Jess · Post by **Jess** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 8:26 am

:D :D :D

Bill W · Post by **Bill W** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:08 am

Kinoulton wrote:I reckon you added number 24 yourself.

What is "chav" in Welsh?

chwv?

Am I that transparent??

Guilty as charged!!

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:14 am

You are indeed that transparent, but I think you speak for most of us.

Is he still a chav though? He gets to go in his girlfriends hot tub now. Maybe that just makes him a wet chav.

Bill W · Post by **Bill W** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:19 am

Perhaps we should add:

25. What do you call a chav in a hot tub? Charlotte's Chav.

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:22 am

Really funny :D

Hate to be serious though but I'm struggling with the whole insult the chav thing. My son is very anti chav, and it just strikes me its a bit snobby, and I keep telling him off and saying that they can't help it etc. But I guess it is also a "lifestyle choice" not just a result of social deprivation. SO is it OK to slam chavs? Or should I carry on telling him off? Discuss.

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 10:24 am

Henson in a hot tub.

Bubble & Pipsqueak.

anything_but_ordinary · Tue Jun 13, 2006 11:14 am

very good bill they are awsome!

Bill W · Post by **Bill W** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:07 pm

Cornish Tiger wrote:Really funny :D

Hate to be serious though but I'm struggling with the whole insult the chav thing. My son is very anti chav, and it just strikes me its a bit snobby, and I keep telling him off and saying that they can't help it etc. But I guess it is also a "lifestyle choice" not just a result of social deprivation. SO is it OK to slam chavs? Or should I carry on telling him off? Discuss.

It could be worse Cornish Tiger - he could be a chav!!

Tolerance and understanding are to be commended at all times - but they cannot be a one-way thing.

Bill W · Post by **Bill W** » Tue Jun 13, 2006 12:08 pm

anything_but_ordinary wrote:very good bill they are awsome!

Glad to have caused a smile Emily