New Users Welcoming Party

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 1:44 pm

Always the first to arrive.....I'll blow up a few balloons and make the Pimms.....

Stick Metallica on the cd player.....

Was THAT the doorbell?.....

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:34 pm

Hello to all new users.

I'm Tony, I'm 19, very handsome and muscular. I drive a Ferrarri, have a big house in the country and I'm totally unattached.

If any attractive young ladies wish to pm me with a photo, that's fine.

ulster_jamesie · Post by **ulster_jamesie** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:56 pm

sorry chaps... can't make it to the party tonight. will be on a date with the lovely hannah :D

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:02 pm

Hey Tony. What a stroke of luck. I'm 19 too...well...I'm as 19 as you!

Welcome to the forum everyone new. We thought we would have a little party for you so you can come on and meet the crew.

Just butt in if anyone's talking in a clique. We want to meet you. If anyone's actually 19, muscley and drives ferrari especially...

Would anyone like a cheese and pineapple stick?

ulster_jamesie · Post by **ulster_jamesie** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:10 pm

i could murder a vol-au-vent actually :roll:

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:18 pm

Clearly not a child of the 70's UlsterJ. I'll have to pop to M&S for those. Back in a jiff.

Introduce yourselves and start on the Pimms.

ulster_jamesie · Post by **ulster_jamesie** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:25 pm

shall i put on 'master of puppets' or '...and justice for all'??? :roll:

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:33 pm

Rushes in with vol au vents.

Hmmm, well I like Black Album best, then Kill 'Em All

but Master of Puppets very "this week" darling. They played the whole album at Download on Saturday. Have I mentioned I went to Download on Saturday? No. Let me bore you....

ulster_jamesie · Post by **ulster_jamesie** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:41 pm

by all means... do tell. shall we pop out to the patio... lovely weather out... so did they open with sandman? :roll:

these chicken and mushroom vol-au-vents are simply devine. can i get you another vodka and lemonade?

100%rugbygirl · Post by **100%rugbygirl** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:01 pm

if cornish doesnt want the vodka and lemonade i'll have it!!

need to relax after today

how is everybody?? kinny if your 19 the world has gone crazy

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:05 pm

Thanks I'd love one.

They played Sandman at the end of the main set, but as they did so many encores it was more like the middle. The best for me was Nothing Else Matters because it's slow I didn't think they'd play it. We had a tear in our eyes.

Is that a song thrush? What a pretty afternoon.

I wonder when the young folk will arrive and how did their Maths exams go?

100%rugbygirl · Post by **100%rugbygirl** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:08 pm

maths exam = evil

well maths generally = evil!!!

im not a happy bunny tonight - think i may have just totally ruined everything

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:12 pm

Son has just texted with the same message Kate. maths = fail. Oh dear. If everyone found it hard then the average will go down so you'll all pass.

Pours large vodka for Kate :D

100%rugbygirl · Post by **100%rugbygirl** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:15 pm

large vodka is now gone!! yuh huh it was that bad!!

good glad it wasnt just me!! need to pass dont care how i pass (so long as its a c +) i really dont care coz otherwise i can wave physiotherapy good bye

more vodka?

Cornish Tiger · Post by **Cornish Tiger** » Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:27 pm

I'll fetch the drip.

Can someone pop to Asda and get some more. It may be a long night.