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Ashby Rock Chick
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Hello there fellow Tigers fans......... Having recently split with my partner who was a season ticket holder, I am on the hunt for a prospective new partner who would perhaps take me to a few games. I must state that you need only reply to this message if in fact you are a). single, b) male c) over 28. d). under 90.

I am a slim, young looking 42 year old female, who is outgoing and fun to be with. I'm not bad looking and my looks can often be enhanced by my large smile and I am often told that I don't look my age!!! I have no children or ties (apart from a couple of frisky ferrets) and like to get out and about being a live music and real ale fan.

This may seem very forward to some of you people out there but life is getting shorter.

Please reply either via this message or email me on [email protected].

Here's hoping!

p.s. I should mention that I only have a computer at work so will pick up any messages between 8.30am & 9.00pm, Monday to Friday.
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Post by Kinoulton »

If the World is a just place, you'll be inundated with replies from fine eligible Tigers.

I fit all the criteria right down to rock and ale.

However, if I were to escort you to a Tigers' match, I'm afraid a certain lady I know would detach my nuts and feed them to the mutt.

Good hunting.
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Ahhhhhhh, thank you kind sir, you have given me hope. Maybe there is life after death. LOL. Good luck tomorrow you Tigers. I should've been going but all off now.. xxxxxxx unless anyone out there has a spare ticket and place in their car (I'd pay my way)...
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Post by Cornish Tiger »

I thought you were 92 anyway Kin?

Good luck ARC - a girl so no use to you, but thought I'd post a sisterly "GO you!"

Admire your courage.....Also your ferrets. Can I borrow them, I have a rabbit problem?
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Thank you very much hon. That's really nice of you.... (big hugs).

Alas Fergal & Fursey ferrets are not working ferrets but are pets. They probably wouldn't know what to do with a rabbit although have had a mouse or two in their time.

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If I had a spare ticket I'd have you in the back of my car in no time.

If you'll pardon the expression.

And ignore CT. 92 indeed. That's quite possibly my IQ but not my age.
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Expression pardoned Kin. LOL. You guys are great. Thanks for restoring my faith in human nature. :D
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eh?? what's all this about?? is this for real?? :?
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Post by RoyalBlueStuey »

Perhaps you've found your navigator Red!

Ashby....are you off to HQ at the weekend? Can you read maps and do a calm impersonation of a satnav system. "At the next large stadium...stop the car!"
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Yes chaps all for real. I was off to HQ with the ex but all off now so have no ticket (he kept it), I'm a good navigator and tell some great jokes too!! :)
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Ashby Rock Chick wrote:Yes chaps all for real. I was off to HQ with the ex but all off now so have no ticket (he kept it), I'm a good navigator and tell some great jokes too!! :)
Well if you can sort yourself out with a ticket & a road map then the redster's your man...not sure if he's more of a lagerboy than a real ale type but no-one's perfect.

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And he bought the dodgy satnav in a Toxteth pub.

"'Ere, put yer foot down kid, the bizzies are cummin."
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I'd make a good Liver bird. LOL. :shock:
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Kinoulton wrote:And he bought the dodgy satnav in a Toxteth pub.

"'Ere, put yer foot down kid, the bizzies are cummin."
Surely you mean "At the next UNSECO World Heritage Site turn left......You have reached your Capital of Culture"

:wink:

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Post by Ashby Rock Chick »

I suppose it's all a bit too late now to find a ticket. Good luck you Tigers, have a pint or three for me.......... I would have loved to have seen Tom sprinting in a few tries too... :-( NICE BUM TOM by the way.
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