New Bloke Required

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:27 pm

That was a very good proposition to end the sentence with Kinny - nice one!

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:21 am

I think I need that bromide.

The company's latest recruit has long dark hair, wears glasses and is drop-dead gorgeous.

And she sits opposite me.

I'm 30+ years older than her. And she's already started calling me Uncle Tone, so I don't think I have much chance.

simon redshaw · Post by **simon redshaw** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:54 am

Pity she doesn't work in the Post Office!! :( :(

We don't get many georgeous ones at Tonbridge.

RoyalBlueStuey · Post by **RoyalBlueStuey** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 9:57 am

Kinoulton wrote: And she's already started calling me Uncle Tone, so I don't think I have much chance.

The rest of the girls in the office probably advised her to do that......best of luck trying to concentrate on your work.

:P :D

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:03 am

I might have to offer her a more interesting position. :shock:

SilensFatuus · Post by **SilensFatuus** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:12 am

Haha we have no good looking people at work! Well apart from us girlies

but unfortunatly working at a riding stables doesn't really bring in many good looking guys!
We're all awful flirts when one does appear though...which is normally our shows which means they're stuck up!

DCat · Post by **DCat** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 10:19 am

Kinny - take the bromide!

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 11:10 am

The stable environment is a bit one-sided. I go to the stables to help my missus with her horses and to exercise the dogs. The place is full of fit young women riders and they go all smiley when you help one of them with a heavy water bucket or carry a big bale of shavings for them.

I feel like a kid in a sweetshop.

Ashby Rock Chick · Post by **Ashby Rock Chick** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:04 pm

Kinny do you have a brother??? I ride too (horses of course).

I've just had another week of the ex doing my head in, telling me he loves me, then come Friday, dropped me again like a hot potato......

Never mind, I had most of a bottle of ouzo at a barbeque on Saturday night for the pain.

There has to be a nice Tigers guy out ther for me. Come on you guys, put the word around.!!

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:47 pm

Indeed I have 5 brothers. Alas, they are all even older than me.

However, as most of my spare time is spent around sport, most of my mates are quite a bit younger than me so I'll keep you in mind.

My wife does a lot of dressage and she and her chums often bemoan the fact that there are only a few decent looking blokes in dressage and they tend to be gay!

Ashby Rock Chick · Post by **Ashby Rock Chick** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 1:56 pm

Yes that is very true, male dressage riders do tend to be that way inclined.

I'm not bothered about the age Kinny, younger or older, it's the state of mind and personality I'm more interested in. My ex ran me over in his car in a fit of temper and we havn't even had a big row so a nice friendly, easy going, happy chappy would be great. I suppose over 28 and under 50 would be my age boundaries but I'm always open to finding a toy boy or a sugar daddy.

I used to have an ex dressage champion but he went off to another home when I split up with husband. I just ride everyone elses horse now, (it's cheaper - a lot cheaper).

Hey you girls at the stables, if anyone needs a sharer for a fairly sensible horse, bear me in mind.

:P

xkxxk

SilensFatuus · Post by **SilensFatuus** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 3:16 pm

It is true about dressage riders. However at the latest affiliated show I worked I got the dirtiest look from two 18/19 guys on their horses.

Although our farrier is GORGEOUS! We all fight to take the horses up to him. They all got jealous when I had (I was forced :P ) to stand and hold one of our akward mares for him.

Kinoulton · Post by **Kinoulton** » Mon Jun 05, 2006 4:04 pm

One of the apprentice farriers that used to visit our local yard really got the hots for my missus.

However, he was 19 and she's 40, so she wasn't all that impressed!

redtiger · Post by **redtiger** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:15 pm

Ashby Rock Chick wrote:
There has to be a nice Tigers guy out ther for me. Come on you guys, put the word around.!!

i feel the same way about tigers ladies. funnily enough, though, they all seem to live 120 odd miles down the road!! nothin foxier than a girl in the tigers shirt

SilensFatuus · Post by **SilensFatuus** » Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:53 pm

redtiger wrote:
Ashby Rock Chick wrote:
There has to be a nice Tigers guy out ther for me. Come on you guys, put the word around.!!
i feel the same way about tigers ladies. funnily enough, though, they all seem to live 120 odd miles down the road!! nothin foxier than a girl in the tigers shirt

Except a girl in a Glaws shirt :P haha kidding!