Guy Porter red card - Update - 3 week ban

[Rugbygramps]

Bumped into my mate in Tescos this morning. I was coming out of fruit and veg and he was leaving dairy. I just didn't see him as my view was obscured by a lady and her seven children. Head on head collision so I now have a pair of broken specs and am banned from Tescos for three weeks...........every cloud.............

Did you cite the 7 kids as mitigation

[LittleBigG]

3 weeks even though you picked up some Tesco Finest shortbread?!

[Big Dai]

3 weeks even though you picked up some Tesco Finest shortbread?!

.....now you know that should have been chocolate hob-nobs!

[Offside]

Agree with Big Dai. Wrong confection decision making. You need to go on an online reprogramming course.

[Tiglon]

Should it not be a 3 week ban from all supermarkets?! You got off lightly!

[Jimmy Skitz]

We'll reduce it to 2 weeks if you spend 2 days stacking shelves ...

[Postiger2]

Bumped into my mate in Tescos this morning. I was coming out of fruit and veg and he was leaving dairy. I just didn't see him as my view was obscured by a lady and her seven children. Head on head collision so I now have a pair of broken specs and am banned from Tescos for three weeks...........every cloud.............

That's weird. Almost the same thing happened in a branch of Tesco in Ireland and the guy was allowed back in there to do his shopping the next week. Strange.

[northerntiger]

No, you’re wrong. The Ireland incident was when the bloke deliberately swerved round the aforesaid lady and hurled himself at his friend, hitting him just under his nose, but the trolley rode up and took his head off. Result was as you described though

[Scott1]

No, you’re wrong. The Ireland incident was when the bloke deliberately swerved round the aforesaid lady and hurled himself at his friend, hitting him just under his nose, but the trolley rode up and took his head off. Result was as you described though

Ireland or Iceland?

[OakhamTiger32]

This has all made me chuckle.. fine work gentlemen!

The lack of consistency is becoming a joke but it's nice to add a little humour to the otherwise infuriating situation!