16. Biffer
17. Mr hww27
18. drc_007
19. tigerben
20. ElfieTiger2
21. BJ.
22. Big Dai
23. G (Hooker)
24. man in the suite
hertstiger - freshly sliced Jaffas at half time. pipkoi - Physio (to rub all aching limbs) Suz - H20 Bib person (drinks will be needed at regular intervals so I hope you're fit) CJ - Ref (Experience is not needed for this position) chris4xy - Lineman (Again glasses not needed for this position) Rizzo - Fourth Official
The main calls will be:
Tackle! Jump! Run! Pass! Help! Push! Pratt! Fall on it/him! Stuff it up your jumper!
- "Forwards decide who win the game, Backs decide by how much"
-
You mean I still don't make the squad after last weeks performance?
I'll be at the game on Saturday. In the Hotel bar watching the England game from 8:00 then its off to the City Centre to find a bar for Lunch and a few pre-match drinks then I'll be raring to go for the warm up at 2:45. May not last the full 80mins. but hey who did last week.
If I don't get a game I'll change my name to 12T's and take my ball home!
I heard Griffith is being touted by Saints, Old Hob is off to Super 14, TTRITH contract is not being renewed and Posttiger pulled a muscle opening a bottle of buttercup syrup - all is lost!
I coach mini/junior rugby and we have just moved them up from Tag to Contact (U9s) this season so the tackling drills are fresh in my mind.
Four simple things to remember:
1. Eye to thigh - look to your target area.
2. Cheek to cheek - or what smells to what smells
3. Bands of steel - or as one of the lads called it boa constrictor - and squeeze!
4. Push or drive through.
Team - Remember these 4 simple things and you will always bring your man down.
Wirral Exile
Same birthplace as Oz, but not quite as lippy!
Whilst it is true that my agent Slippery Sam Soundbite has been spotted having a tete a tete over champagne in the King George V with several swivel eyed Frenchmen in sharp suits this is entirely coincidental and totally unconnected to any unsolicited brown envelopes that the postman inadvertently put through my door. I hope this clears the matter up.
ps I shall not be on the coach on Saturday as Mr Soundbite has, by pure chance, arranged a test flight for me in a helicopter belonging to Mons Beaucoup de Cash which will land near the Rec in time for the game.
Wish Id lent my glasses to the touch judges last week
The TJ on the Crumbie in the first half was beyond glasses, have you got a dog and a white stick to lend him?
We've got an ageing English Pointer that cannot see very well and seems to suffer from memory loss. I suspect it would improve the TJ's performance quite considerably
Cor I'm stoked. Am I the only gurl on the bench? I must have been hooking brill last week with my hooking skills to have cemented my place on the bench for this week.
After last weeks performance we are prepared for the possibility of another kicking, but if it starts raining with us in that permanent, temporary uncovered stand we shall be seriously hacked off!
Am I the only gurl on the bench? I must have been hooking brill last week with my hooking skills to have cemented my place on the bench for this week.
