1. Toby changes his first name to Andy - I mean, an international player named Toby??!!
2. The newly-named Andy Flood amends his second name to Floode (slight change in pronounciation - "ooo" as opposed to "u")
3. He then grows a ridiculous, straggly mullet and has hair extracted from the forehead area
4. Goes on a cheerburger and chips diet for a couple of weeks, to put on a few extra pounds
5. He is driven down to Brive, in south west France, in an unmarked transit van, where a swift and un-noticed exchange is made at the training ground with their fly-half.
6. Hopefully, nobody detects any
difference when Leicester and Brive play their next games