England Squad learning dancing moves...

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England Squad learning dancing moves...

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Rumours have been flying that a leaked secret training document containing special training regimes is in the public domain and causing quite a stir in the rugby world.

The document details several players have been practicing dancing techniques as part of there training. Snips of the document show that;

Danny Cipriani has been practicing the "Panic 4-step", which involves, 4 steps followed by a wild kick and a prayer.

Danny Care has been practicing the sideways shuffle.

Jamie Noon has mastered the "Collision Samba" where you are placed on a dance floor with several other people and acres of space, but you have to collide with the other dancers as much as possible.

However, it is entirely untrue that Vickery has been seen dancing for 80 minutes...
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