What's the best bit of banter you have heard on the Crumbie?

[Mat]

In a broad slow Gloucstershire accent mid 80s
Dusty Hare 3 - Glous 0
Dusty Hare 6 - Glous 0
Dust Hare 9 - Glous 0
Dusty Hare 12 - Glous 0

[G.K]

I liked it when the Crumblie started singing "Bye, Bye, Bye Delila at Newport Gwent Dragons last year when they were getting stuffed.

[Holness_202]

you have to be from the A+L end of the terrace to get this one but


MR YELLOW BALACLAVA
<mr yellow balaclava stands up take's his bow as usual then takes said balaclava off>
PUT THE HAT BACK ON! <mock anger>

[westwinds31]

Not from the Crumbie Terraces, but this one from the Man United v Spurs game last season was a classic...Spurs had just had a cast-iron penalty turned down by the referee and the Spurs fans straight away came in with...

"That's why your Champions, that's why your Champions"

...funny and very true !!

[tigergirl]

Heard recently on the Crumbie terrace (the only place to be!)during the Cardiff EDF game after Tigers had scored the 4th (or was it 5th?) try. To the tune of Bread of Heaven -
Leicester Tigers, Leicester Tigers
We still want you to score more (to score more)
We still want you to score more

Could catch on - maybe I'll start another thread on a new Tigers' song ...... Maybe not! :

[ChrisTiger]

A classic from the Next stand in the Worcester game in October, upon the award of another disputable decision resulting in a scrum against tigers a cry came from behind me of:

"Do you wonder why you're not in France Pearson?"

[mightymouse]

I have to own up to being the co author of the Bread of heaven tribute

[Bunchy]

I liked the Tartan Army chants in Paris when they beat the French 1-0 recently - such as
"we're gonna deep fry your croissants"
or under the eiffel tower
"it's just a big effin pylon"

or the chants to Stevenage fans
" you're just a car park near Stansted"

[bbfb10]

Our club chairman was always up for a bit of banter with opposing players and usd to love winding them up. One chap took offence to this and shouted back
"Oh shut up, you're just a stupid w@***r!"
To which our chairman, quick as a flash, replied
"It's a shame your father wasn't".

Cue much hilarity on the sidelines, and much anger on the pitch. Brilliant.

[thebearisstilldeano]

Not one we were able to use this season, but the best repost to the Gloucester favorite "Same old Leicester - Always cheating" I have heard on the Crumby is "Same old Gloucester - Always losing"

[Spanker]

Heard something that made me laugh against Stade Francais a couple of years back.

One lad in front of me turned to his mate and said

"**** me. Look at that, they're all called Brother"

If you know your rugby shirts you'll know what I mean.

[Iain]

Whatever happened to the bloke on the terrace who for years would be heard shouting "you're very naughty!" at anyone the referee was ticking off?

Being a regular at Anfield as well as at Welford Road I have been witness to some good witty banter from the Kop at times.

A harsh but amusing one at the Tourette's suffering Everton keeper Tim Howard:

"f-f-f-f*** off! If you've got Tourette's..."


And at the injury prone Duncan Ferguson:

(apologies in advance)

"In for a week and out for a month,
In for a week and out for a month,
In for a week and out for a month,
Duncan is a tampon!"

[Oggle]

This is from a l-o-n-g time ago, I think it was the season after the treble, when we were playing exeter in the then Powergen cup.

Tigers were doing pretty well. Not thrashing them, but on top. They were in our half for a while, then we got a penalty for holding on.

Well, their coach/manager didnt like this and lost it. Then someone shouted

"shut up, you're lucky to be on 0"

[shareholder]

ian he has been there the last two games. However
he does not understand the laws of the game and should keep his mouth shut.