Tongan Haka

madoqua · Post by **madoqua** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:36 pm

You are all wrong.....It's rubbish....get on with the game for heavens sake.

Think I'll go out in the street and threaten to slit the throat of a passer by.

Now can you see how stupid it is.

I'm now taking cover from the spears, knives and threats

notts tiger · Post by **notts tiger** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:43 pm

i think the haka's are great!

they are great to watch and everyone in the oppistion should stand there and accept the challenge!

Gate · Post by **Gate** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 8:48 pm

The haka is fine, but the whingeing pakeha should quit drivelling about how anything other than grovelling obeisance is an insult to "their" cultural heritage. Any response should be acceptable: standing watching, flipping bits of grass, singing Swing Low, blowing raspberries, doing Knees Up Mother Brown with the spoons, whistling the theme tune to Steptoe and Son, whatever.

madoqua · Post by **madoqua** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:55 am

Gate,
Fantastic.
I think mooning at it would be great.

Spanker · Post by **Spanker** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:59 am

Now watching the England Team do "Knees up Mother Brown". Thumbs on chests holding imaginary braces. I would pay a lot of money to see that! Could I suggest another alternative, possibly the Macarana? It would be quite good to the Yanks line dancing as well. As for the French - maybe the Can-Can?

Budster · Post by **Budster** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 9:17 am

Yeah I’ve always thought it nonsense I would do a Campo and mess about doing my own thing, they always say they don’t mind what you do but thats drivel. Do anything other than stand there and show deference, they slam you into the ground head first.
I would love to see us doing knee’s up mother brown to them though, to show how ridiculous it all is.