Leicester Tigers

Cycling's great fun, it's all legs as well so it's a lock's ideal training. Got a bit geeky and bought a speedo and everything. Think all the kit I got for it was more than the bike! Squash is good, but I get too into it and last time nearly smashed myself open by slamming head first into thee wall ...

This year, I'm cycling. I tried running, but my knees are already shot to bits (click when I stand if I've been sitting down for more than 10 minutes - I'm only 25!), so cycling has been quite good. Belly still there, but legs feel as strong as they ought. Saving petrol money, not sitting on public ...

Boys, just two small bits of advice.

First up, will you not need pilots too?

Also, and I say this because I care, have you not heard the phrase 'the quickest way for a billionaire to become a millionaire is by starting an airline'?