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- Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:56 pm
- Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
- Topic: A Few Jokes for the Weekend
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1044
Re: A Few Jokes for the Weekend
Some new financial terms: CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the hu...
- Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:56 pm
- Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
- Topic: A Few Jokes for the Weekend
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1044
Re: A Few Jokes for the Weekend
A transcript of the new answering machine service recently installed at the Mental Health Institute: " Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline... If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personaliti...
- Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:53 pm
- Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
- Topic: A Few Jokes for the Weekend
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1044
A Few Jokes for the Weekend
Some of these, not going to make me popular among the female population of this forum, but it's worth it. A Man's Guide to what a Woman really means You want = You want We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. ...
- Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:06 pm
- Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
- Topic: shd txtspk b ok on frm
- Replies: 57
- Views: 6312
Re: shd txtspk b ok on frm
So, breaking stereotypes as I go, I'm an 18 year old who *hates* text speak. If a friend sends me a message in text speak, I ignore it and then next time I see them, tell them to use full English. That goes for text messages, emails, message boards, anywhere. If I wanted to have to work in order to ...
- Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:28 pm
- Forum: Fans Forum
- Topic: Live Commentary
- Replies: 57
- Views: 4622
Re: Live Commentary
Flood makes a kick. 10-3.
- Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:51 pm
- Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
- Topic: Golf can make you deaf
- Replies: 12
- Views: 1524
Re: Golf can make you deaf
Its not that golf makes you deaf, they just found that most golf players have hearing problems so assumed that, in fact its just that golf players are all 70+ and have hearing problems. Typical logical fallacy, and an easy mistake to make :)
- Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:55 am
- Forum: Fans Forum
- Topic: New Years wishes(rather than resolutions we won't keep)
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1695
Re: New Years wishes(rather than resolutions we won't keep)
Haha, don't get me wrong, I'll settle for a double! Hell, I'd even take one title to be honest!
- Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:18 am
- Forum: Fans Forum
- Topic: New Years wishes(rather than resolutions we won't keep)
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1695
Re: New Years wishes(rather than resolutions we won't keep)
I'll second Wasps relegation and scrapping the ELV's.
But as an original wish:
I kind of don't believe none of you thought of this one yet, but I wish for the Treble this year!
KEEP THE FAITH!!!
But as an original wish:
I kind of don't believe none of you thought of this one yet, but I wish for the Treble this year!
KEEP THE FAITH!!!
- Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:08 am
- Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
- Topic: Arise, Sir Terry Pratchett!
- Replies: 4
- Views: 867
Arise, Sir Terry Pratchett!
New Years Honours list has been released, and to be honest, I couldn't really care less about anyone on it, except for Terry Pratchett, who is now Sir Terry Pratchett. Good news, and a few years delayed in my opinion!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7804822.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7804822.stm
- Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:46 pm
- Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
- Topic: Happy Christmas
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1371
Re: Happy Christmas
I know its already over, but a belated merry Christmas to all and a happy new year to come, plus happy hannukah if there are any other Jews around
- Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:45 pm
- Forum: Fans Forum
- Topic: Tigers - Harlequins
- Replies: 60
- Views: 6208
Re: Tigers - Harlequins
Final score, 26-26. Threw it away in the last minute.
- Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:43 pm
- Forum: Fans Forum
- Topic: Tigers - Harlequins
- Replies: 60
- Views: 6208
Re: Tigers - Harlequins
26-26. 20 seconds left. Buggrit.
- Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:42 pm
- Forum: Fans Forum
- Topic: Tigers - Harlequins
- Replies: 60
- Views: 6208
Re: Tigers - Harlequins
Just got back, apparently 26-24, last move of the game and Monye scores. Evan's conversion will decide this....
- Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:30 pm
- Forum: Fans Forum
- Topic: Tigers - Harlequins
- Replies: 60
- Views: 6208
Re: Tigers - Harlequins
Sorry guys, I've gotta go, hannukah with the family. If someone could take over so I have something to follow later, that'd be great.
Still 23-16.
Still 23-16.
- Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:21 pm
- Forum: Fans Forum
- Topic: Tigers - Harlequins
- Replies: 60
- Views: 6208
Re: Tigers - Harlequins
23-16.