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by IsraeliTiger
Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:56 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: A Few Jokes for the Weekend
Replies: 4
Views: 1044

Re: A Few Jokes for the Weekend

Some new financial terms: CEO --Chief Embezzlement Officer. CFO-- Corporate Fraud Officer. BULL MARKET -- A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the hu...
by IsraeliTiger
Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:56 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: A Few Jokes for the Weekend
Replies: 4
Views: 1044

Re: A Few Jokes for the Weekend

A transcript of the new answering machine service recently installed at the Mental Health Institute: " Hello and welcome to the mental health hotline... If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personaliti...
by IsraeliTiger
Fri Jan 16, 2009 4:53 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: A Few Jokes for the Weekend
Replies: 4
Views: 1044

A Few Jokes for the Weekend

Some of these, not going to make me popular among the female population of this forum, but it's worth it. A Man's Guide to what a Woman really means You want = You want We need = I want It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. ...
by IsraeliTiger
Tue Jan 13, 2009 4:06 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: shd txtspk b ok on frm
Replies: 57
Views: 6312

Re: shd txtspk b ok on frm

So, breaking stereotypes as I go, I'm an 18 year old who *hates* text speak. If a friend sends me a message in text speak, I ignore it and then next time I see them, tell them to use full English. That goes for text messages, emails, message boards, anywhere. If I wanted to have to work in order to ...
by IsraeliTiger
Sat Jan 10, 2009 5:28 pm
Forum: Fans Forum
Topic: Live Commentary
Replies: 57
Views: 4622

Re: Live Commentary

Flood makes a kick. 10-3.
by IsraeliTiger
Tue Jan 06, 2009 2:51 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Golf can make you deaf
Replies: 12
Views: 1524

Re: Golf can make you deaf

Its not that golf makes you deaf, they just found that most golf players have hearing problems so assumed that, in fact its just that golf players are all 70+ and have hearing problems. Typical logical fallacy, and an easy mistake to make :)
by IsraeliTiger
Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:55 am
Forum: Fans Forum
Topic: New Years wishes(rather than resolutions we won't keep)
Replies: 15
Views: 1695

Re: New Years wishes(rather than resolutions we won't keep)

Haha, don't get me wrong, I'll settle for a double! Hell, I'd even take one title to be honest!
by IsraeliTiger
Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:18 am
Forum: Fans Forum
Topic: New Years wishes(rather than resolutions we won't keep)
Replies: 15
Views: 1695

Re: New Years wishes(rather than resolutions we won't keep)

I'll second Wasps relegation and scrapping the ELV's.

But as an original wish:
I kind of don't believe none of you thought of this one yet, but I wish for the Treble this year!


KEEP THE FAITH!!!
by IsraeliTiger
Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:08 am
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Arise, Sir Terry Pratchett!
Replies: 4
Views: 867

Arise, Sir Terry Pratchett!

New Years Honours list has been released, and to be honest, I couldn't really care less about anyone on it, except for Terry Pratchett, who is now Sir Terry Pratchett. Good news, and a few years delayed in my opinion!


http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7804822.stm
by IsraeliTiger
Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:46 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Happy Christmas
Replies: 8
Views: 1371

Re: Happy Christmas

I know its already over, but a belated merry Christmas to all and a happy new year to come, plus happy hannukah if there are any other Jews around :smt002
by IsraeliTiger
Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:45 pm
Forum: Fans Forum
Topic: Tigers - Harlequins
Replies: 60
Views: 6208

Re: Tigers - Harlequins

Final score, 26-26. Threw it away in the last minute.
by IsraeliTiger
Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:43 pm
Forum: Fans Forum
Topic: Tigers - Harlequins
Replies: 60
Views: 6208

Re: Tigers - Harlequins

26-26. 20 seconds left. Buggrit.
by IsraeliTiger
Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:42 pm
Forum: Fans Forum
Topic: Tigers - Harlequins
Replies: 60
Views: 6208

Re: Tigers - Harlequins

Just got back, apparently 26-24, last move of the game and Monye scores. Evan's conversion will decide this....
by IsraeliTiger
Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:30 pm
Forum: Fans Forum
Topic: Tigers - Harlequins
Replies: 60
Views: 6208

Re: Tigers - Harlequins

Sorry guys, I've gotta go, hannukah with the family. If someone could take over so I have something to follow later, that'd be great.

Still 23-16.
by IsraeliTiger
Sat Dec 27, 2008 5:21 pm
Forum: Fans Forum
Topic: Tigers - Harlequins
Replies: 60
Views: 6208

Re: Tigers - Harlequins

23-16.