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by SaltyJackTar
Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:20 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Joke du Jour (2)
Replies: 325
Views: 44827

Re: Joke du Jour (2)

Bill W (2) wrote:You fail to realise that I get rewarded for these feed lines!!

And I do work hard at them!!

:smt043
Au contraire, I really do appreciate your efforts and how exhausted you must be. They certainly make me very tired !!!

:smt005 :smt005 :smt005
by SaltyJackTar
Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:09 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: The Curious case of the rugby club theft.
Replies: 16
Views: 2726

Re: The Curious case of the rugby club theft.

Bill W (2) wrote:
Nah! She loves me really!!

:smt005

Dream on !!!
by SaltyJackTar
Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:07 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Joke du Jour (2)
Replies: 325
Views: 44827

Re: Joke du Jour (2)

Now all I have to do is to find bambi jokes for Rizzo. :smt003 Rizzo is a pagan. They sacrifice bambi's every second Thursday! Oh dear! Fawning will not help you nor will kidding us! How rich is the English language? :smt005 oh how wrong can you be - we respect and care for animals and the natural ...
by SaltyJackTar
Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:03 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: The Curious case of the rugby club theft.
Replies: 16
Views: 2726

Re: The Curious case of the rugby club theft.

Bill W (2) wrote:
DCat wrote::hammer: :butthead: :axe: :smt093

:smt054 :smt052 :smt054
Reckon you messed up big time on that one Bill!!! :smt003 :smt003 :smt003
by SaltyJackTar
Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:59 pm
Forum: Fans Forum
Topic: Final Day Fixture Clash Saturday 7th May
Replies: 82
Views: 12826

Re: Final Day Fixture Clash Saturday 7th May

Bill W (2) wrote:
How many more chanels do they want?
I trust you mean channels otherwise it could be a heavenly, perfumed affair?
by SaltyJackTar
Tue Mar 08, 2011 5:39 pm
Forum: Fans Forum
Topic: ground redevelopment
Replies: 33
Views: 4904

Re: ground redevelopment

I do not think the new Crumbie greatly increases capacity - we are jammed in very tightly at the moment - new seating will be more generous in both width and leg room. It would be good to have a seat with its own back. I really don't think I'll miss the current back support on the bench seats which...
by SaltyJackTar
Tue Mar 08, 2011 5:26 pm
Forum: Fans Forum
Topic: Not Nice Tigers Fans
Replies: 35
Views: 6127

Re: Not Nice Tigers Fans

I'm afraid its fairly normal in the crumbie, Seems a bit unfair to tar everybody with the same brush though. :smt018 Mrs SJT and I sit in Block M. The folks around us are friendly as well as being exceedingly vocal during the game. Some do have flasks but I've yet to see a tartan blanket. :smt002 H...
by SaltyJackTar
Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:22 pm
Forum: Fans Forum
Topic: A New Number 10
Replies: 8
Views: 2441

Re: A New Number 10

Can James Grindal play at No 10? :smt017
by SaltyJackTar
Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:20 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Joke du Jour (2)
Replies: 325
Views: 44827

Re: Joke du Jour (2)

I suspect your obvious Gallic charm will see you extricate yourself from the mire with little difficulty :smt002
by SaltyJackTar
Mon Mar 07, 2011 4:59 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Joke du Jour (2)
Replies: 325
Views: 44827

Re: Joke du Jour (2)

You're in big trouble ZSF :smt018
by SaltyJackTar
Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:23 am
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Joke du Jour (2)
Replies: 325
Views: 44827

Re: Joke du Jour (2)

A gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and NHS paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and ...
by SaltyJackTar
Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:58 am
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Poetry here please.
Replies: 209
Views: 29626

Re: Poetry here please.

Marmite, I refused to eat. It tasted like some yeast and wheat. But now I'm a fan of Salty Jack Tar, I'm eating from the malty black jar! A peom entitled: A somewhat understated view of my current feelings towards the Fez 'eads so as to ensure I do not incur Rizzo's wrath SJT and Marmite together i...
by SaltyJackTar
Sun Mar 06, 2011 2:24 pm
Forum: Fans Forum
Topic: Final Day Fixture Clash Saturday 7th May
Replies: 82
Views: 12826

Re: Final Day Fixture Clash Saturday 7th May

APJones wrote:is that also a bank holiday weekend ?
May Day Bank Holiday is 2nd May.
by SaltyJackTar
Sat Mar 05, 2011 12:15 pm
Forum: Fans Forum
Topic: Tigers v Saffas
Replies: 216
Views: 21200

Re: Tigers v Saffas

Anybody want to have a punt on why this fixture is so popular? Don't see Saffas as a particularly interesting team to watch for the usually apathetic. :smt017 Popularity was no doubt helped by Mr Venter and his efforts to incite the home crowd to riot last year. Wonder if he'll make a cameo appeara...
by SaltyJackTar
Sat Mar 05, 2011 10:25 am
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Gilbert and Sullivan Fans - Tickets for Iolanthe
Replies: 6
Views: 1249

Re: Gilbert and Sullivan Fans - Tickets for Iolanthe

No offence taken but I used to live in Alvaston and remember entering that competition! :smt002

You're right thought I didn't go on to be a rocket scientist. :smt022

However, the story you relate has had Mrs SJT and me in fits. :smt023