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by madoqua
Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:27 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Joke Du Jour
Replies: 278
Views: 29766

Re: Joke Du Jour

A brain goes into a pub and asks for a pint.

'I'm not serving you' says the barman.

You're out your head! :smt030
by madoqua
Mon Aug 16, 2010 3:17 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Should there be a mosque at ground zero?
Replies: 27
Views: 2800

Re: Should there be a mosque at ground zero?

Let people pray to whoever wherever as long as they don't force it on me.

I just think mosques look so horrid and out of place amongst UK architecture.
by madoqua
Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:59 am
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: What Are You Growing?
Replies: 98
Views: 9505

Re: What Are You Growing?

I take paracetamol for my blight.
by madoqua
Mon Aug 16, 2010 9:56 am
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: CYCLISTS Grrrrrrr
Replies: 125
Views: 15557

Re: CYCLISTS Grrrrrrr

Cars should be fitted with cyclist exocet firing tubes.
by madoqua
Sat Aug 14, 2010 6:29 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: CYCLISTS Grrrrrrr
Replies: 125
Views: 15557

Re: CYCLISTS Grrrrrrr

You take it :censored: right Bill.

Anyway, they show my man boobs off.
by madoqua
Sat Aug 14, 2010 6:07 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: CYCLISTS Grrrrrrr
Replies: 125
Views: 15557

Re: CYCLISTS Grrrrrrr

.......and they are all lefties!
by madoqua
Sat Aug 14, 2010 6:05 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: CYCLISTS Grrrrrrr
Replies: 125
Views: 15557

CYCLISTS Grrrrrrr

Scenario. Aussie girl first time in the UK for uni, travelling to Liverpool. More bags than the Royal Mail. On Norwich to Liverpool train. Sat where she would cause the least inconvenience. A young couple with bikes :smt013 get on at Sheffield. 'This space is for bikes' the youth says and they make ...
by madoqua
Sat Aug 14, 2010 11:30 am
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Honour killings
Replies: 100
Views: 9140

Re: Honour killings

You only tell us off cos you know that you won't get honourably killed in this country :smt019

Hope the hol was good.

Just MULLing over a new thread title. :smt003
by madoqua
Fri Aug 13, 2010 8:34 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Honour killings
Replies: 100
Views: 9140

Re: Honour killings

Classic left theory.

Contribute with the old wishy washy macro theory then lie low when the going gets real or tough.

When the life changing decisions are made they are never there.

Good stuff for a fluffy 2:1 though.....a 1:1 if they know their postcode.
by madoqua
Fri Aug 13, 2010 7:31 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Honour killings
Replies: 100
Views: 9140

Re: Honour killings

And there we have it Bill........... The difference between 'others' and our soft regs. Your line sums it all up for me. By the way....where are the darlings when the going gets obvious and tough? Chardonnay then a good old debate as the innocent die? Sorry I forgot. It's their culture so it's O.K.
by madoqua
Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:53 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Honour killings
Replies: 100
Views: 9140

Re: Honour killings

Sorry bout the 'd' in allegedly in the last post.

I am not worthy.
by madoqua
Fri Aug 13, 2010 5:47 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Honour killings
Replies: 100
Views: 9140

Re: Honour killings

I considered writing the word alledgedly in capital letters.

The whole thing seems pretty 'capital' to me.

S'cuse me, I'll just nip out and find me 157th wife.
by madoqua
Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:59 am
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Honour killings
Replies: 100
Views: 9140

Re: Honour killings

So a woman is to be stoned to death for playing away (allegedly).

Is this an honour killing and if so whose honour?

Would the cultureniks like to fly out and see her buried up to the neck then her head reduced to mush by MEN with stones?

If so I will set up Darling Airways.
by madoqua
Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:53 am
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Dr. Wendy Chapman
Replies: 40
Views: 4795

Re: Dr. Wendy Chapman

Would any of us be totally thrown out of a job over one bad move?

20 lashes then back to work.

After all she is female. (Sorry I forgot, this isn't Iran).
by madoqua
Fri Aug 13, 2010 10:47 am
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Police to be prosecuted - at last!
Replies: 11
Views: 1716

Re: Police to be prosecuted - at last!

Great that justice may now be done.

It says a lot about some police, not all. There are some fabulous caring cops out there.