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by SaltyJackTar
Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:26 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Poetry here please.
Replies: 209
Views: 29613

Re: Poetry here please.

I think you may be right Bill dear,
For you have always had her ear,
However, these poems deserve the crush,
And so should get the bathroom flush.
by SaltyJackTar
Thu Mar 03, 2011 11:10 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Is it just me ... ?
Replies: 15
Views: 2463

Re: Is it just me ... ?

Go Gate, go Gate, go, go,go!!! :smt038 :smt038 :smt038
by SaltyJackTar
Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:47 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Poetry here please.
Replies: 209
Views: 29613

Re: Poetry here please.

Thank you Bill W (2) for your bit,
It helps the thread up there to sit,
Near to the top for folks a nosing,
To say at last it's time for closing.

:smt038 :smt038 :smt038
by SaltyJackTar
Thu Mar 03, 2011 10:35 pm
Forum: Fans Forum
Topic: Tigers v Saffas
Replies: 216
Views: 21197

Re: Tigers v Saffas

We need another scrum half because it is a fulcrum specialist position (like tight head) where you get few who can double up (unlike say lock and flanker where Slater, Mafi and Croft can do both at a pinch). If BY continues as England choice then we have 2 and a half SHs, and an injury to either Gr...
by SaltyJackTar
Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:40 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Football player kicks owl
Replies: 12
Views: 2358

Re: Football player kicks owl

Should we now be preparing ourselves for a Columbian equivalent Monty Python Sketch? :smt002
by SaltyJackTar
Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:13 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Poetry here please.
Replies: 209
Views: 29613

Re: Poetry here please.

Gate's balls are smelly (allegedly)
And need a damn good scratchin'
He also thinks it's time to end
This thread for words a matchin'

:smt026 :smt026 :smt026
by SaltyJackTar
Thu Mar 03, 2011 8:41 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Poetry here please.
Replies: 209
Views: 29613

Re: Poetry here please.

It hurts me and is sad to see This thread move out of the top three Despite the words of Bill and Kinnie Now is the time to say "finis" To rotten rhymes and vapid verse As said before, it's now much worse Than ever it was meant to be So please let's end its misery. :smt045 :smt045 :smt045
by SaltyJackTar
Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:11 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Joke du Jour (2)
Replies: 325
Views: 44148

Re: Joke du Jour (2)

After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Australian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago. Not to be outdone by the Aussies, in the weeks that followed, an American...
by SaltyJackTar
Thu Mar 03, 2011 6:06 pm
Forum: Fans Forum
Topic: Appreciate it's a little early, but player of the season?
Replies: 11
Views: 1911

Re: Appreciate it's a little early, but player of the season?

Billy 12T.

If his appearances in 2010/11 are "seasonalised", or alternatively other players in contention have their appearances judged pro rata to his, then Billy will undoubtedly be the outstanding player of the season.

:smt045 :smt045 :smt045
by SaltyJackTar
Thu Mar 03, 2011 9:49 am
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: New users! Say hello, introduce yourself here.(new thread)
Replies: 434
Views: 224421

Re: New users! Say hello, introduce yourself here.(new thread)

Janner39 wrote:Yes I am originally from the West country aka gods country, how about you? :smt045
Leicester originally and after a nomadic life now back in the midlands. Spent a bit of time in Devonport during my nautical life though.

Enjoy the game :smt023
by SaltyJackTar
Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:27 am
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: New users! Say hello, introduce yourself here.(new thread)
Replies: 434
Views: 224421

Re: New users! Say hello, introduce yourself here.(new thread)

Welcome Janner.

Are you from the West Country?
by SaltyJackTar
Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:40 pm
Forum: Fans Forum
Topic: National Anthems
Replies: 58
Views: 5560

Re: National Anthems

Fairly exclusive and self-appointed club then the non-stereotyped stereotypers club, or possibly it's just a sycophantic clique? Anyway are those little men with the little swords also in it? But who do we wish to flatter? Each other? Or HM? None of us need it, we all three already know our superio...
by SaltyJackTar
Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:30 pm
Forum: Fans Forum
Topic: Floody...
Replies: 16
Views: 3000

Re: Floody...

Whilst England's fly half fortunes are of interest I'd just rather be assured that Toby will be returned to us in one piece so he may see out the rest of the season playing for Tigers :smt045
by SaltyJackTar
Tue Mar 01, 2011 10:23 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Poetry here please.
Replies: 209
Views: 29613

Re: Poetry here please.

Elevating this thread right to the top
Shows that sane posters want it to stop
Those who purport it does have merit
May well look like a hirsute ferret!
by SaltyJackTar
Tue Mar 01, 2011 9:42 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Poetry here please.
Replies: 209
Views: 29613

Re: Poetry here please.

Bill W (2) wrote:Those who think this thread should die,
Should think on the fact that by,
Posting on it they do ensure,
It stays at the top once more,
Should it be locked? Or left open,
It does harm? You must be joking!
Open - joking?

A tad tenuous methinks :smt001