Leicester Tigers

Today's match programme. "Chairman's Welcome". Someone didn't proof-read the opening sentence with the pink shading.

Logorrhoea? Now that's an appropriate username.

I'm not usually one for conspiracy theories, but I did wonder from time to time whether he wasn't already dead and those tape messages every now and again were fakes, for whatever reason. There's a blog piece in the Torygraph which points out the similarity between the standard library photo of bin ...

nick the dig wrote:Capital letters are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse!

I've never heard that one before, but it's quite wonderful. Equally wonderful is the fact that you've got away with it so far.

Kinoulton wrote: dick-swinging diddly squat.

Isn't that an old Fats Waller number?

Grammar police, arrest this man
He talks in maths
He buzzes like a fridge
He's like a detuned radio....

Losing Everard would be silly - unless it means we are getting Gray from Falcons?

Kinoulton wrote:OK. Scrub Spoiled brats.

Lord knows some of them need it.

DCat wrote:Nice picture, Gate.

It is, isn't it? Worthy of a chocolate box, or possibly a shortbread tin. Could be improved if you add sitting in the sun in a string vest with a knotted hanky on the head, going beet red.

Got a bottle of Pimms with a Union flag label, if that counts. Someone else can drink it while I dig out some BEER. Then I can belch and scratch my nads like a true patriot.

So Azam is available to commit general unpleasantness against Sarries before taking a well-earned rest for the last match and play-offs. Works for me.

Boris Stankovich to play The Hood.

And out from the old woodwork they come, leaving their little sawdusty piles of satisfaction at feeling they're right.

Back to the unoffy for me until they've crawled back in.

Kinoulton wrote: there is a word to describe a part of the female anatomy that I would never ever use.

I know what you mean. "Ladytoe" is such a foul word.

We have some Dildoglio Diavolo sauce in the cupboard, from when it was on a BOGOF deal and therefore cheap. Not bad stuff at all. The thing is to keep it in the cupboard with the label turned away from view.