Leicester Tigers

Oh poor you Sherps. Here's a pint for you. Would you like a carrot slice in that. At least, I think they're carrot slices..

Oh never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!

Thanks! From me and from Anne Widdecombe! Really.

Indian brave decides to take a wife. He brings her back to his teepee and gives her a beautiful speckled cowhide to sit on as a wedding gift. She is very happy and bears him a beautiful daughter. A year later, he marries a second squaw, and this time gives her a palomino horse hide as her wedding gi...

Just virgin on insanity, I think, round here.

Spouse a Spurs fan, so ditto Chelsea not winning.

I've always thought that wearing an old shirt from a few years back proves you are a long standing fan and not a fly by night, so I always wear my old one, and never buy the new strip. The revenue the club would have got from me I more than make up for in tickets and membership and other stuff. Tell...

Sorry mate. I didn't have quite all the right ingredients that the website said. I had think on my feet a bit. Ground bones of Unicorn - Bonios; Pint of blood from a pure virgin - Pint of extra virgin olive oil. Still, it might work..

So sorry, I was out mowing me acres. Thanks for the canapes Kin, they were lovely. Don't know about anyone else but I have a feeling of dread and gloom today. England and Tigers must make my day by proving me wrong. Oh, but my beautiful crystal orbs are glowing darkly. Ear of bat, handbag of newt et...

Sorry gave up teaching many moons ago, and kids too old now to have any links. Good luck with it though Debs. I'm sure you'll find some willing participants.

:besot: You charmer! Or did you mean a pint for every 21 years? That'd be 2 and a bit pints sadly!

It's my birthday! Free drinks on the house courtesy of the management. That is OK isn't it Wharfey?

SF, what about Penelope Cruz?

Can't wait to see the script. Drunky you are a star volunteering to get Graham Norton involved. Without him I would never have known how to make a very rude folded napkin. It has been a party piece for years.

Oh I bet there are dozens of closet golfers. It's just like marmite isn't it.

Cornish Tiger was rubbish, just the odd moggy. My actual name produced this beautiful specimin. Spitting image!

http://tinyurl.com/284knf

Pint of guiness with an ice cream floater. Want one?

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Hmm, no "large gifts of money" emoticon....