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by Cornish Tiger
Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:45 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Tigers's Den Part II, The Singing Cludgie
Replies: 318
Views: 30478

Oh poor you Sherps. Here's a pint for you. Would you like a carrot slice in that. At least, I think they're carrot slices..

Oh never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down!
by Cornish Tiger
Tue Mar 13, 2007 8:07 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Squawful countdown joke
Replies: 4
Views: 997

Thanks! From me and from Anne Widdecombe! Really.
by Cornish Tiger
Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:51 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Squawful countdown joke
Replies: 4
Views: 997

Squawful countdown joke

Indian brave decides to take a wife. He brings her back to his teepee and gives her a beautiful speckled cowhide to sit on as a wedding gift. She is very happy and bears him a beautiful daughter. A year later, he marries a second squaw, and this time gives her a palomino horse hide as her wedding gi...
by Cornish Tiger
Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:36 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Tigers's Den Part II, The Singing Cludgie
Replies: 318
Views: 30478

Just virgin on insanity, I think, round here.

Spouse a Spurs fan, so ditto Chelsea not winning.
by Cornish Tiger
Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:32 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Home Shirt Offer
Replies: 15
Views: 2620

I've always thought that wearing an old shirt from a few years back proves you are a long standing fan and not a fly by night, so I always wear my old one, and never buy the new strip. The revenue the club would have got from me I more than make up for in tickets and membership and other stuff. Tell...
by Cornish Tiger
Sun Mar 11, 2007 12:38 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Tigers's Den Part II, The Singing Cludgie
Replies: 318
Views: 30478

Sorry mate. I didn't have quite all the right ingredients that the website said. I had think on my feet a bit. Ground bones of Unicorn - Bonios; Pint of blood from a pure virgin - Pint of extra virgin olive oil. Still, it might work..
by Cornish Tiger
Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:40 am
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Tigers's Den Part II, The Singing Cludgie
Replies: 318
Views: 30478

So sorry, I was out mowing me acres. Thanks for the canapes Kin, they were lovely. Don't know about anyone else but I have a feeling of dread and gloom today. England and Tigers must make my day by proving me wrong. Oh, but my beautiful crystal orbs are glowing darkly. Ear of bat, handbag of newt et...
by Cornish Tiger
Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:39 am
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Help wanted
Replies: 3
Views: 956

Sorry gave up teaching many moons ago, and kids too old now to have any links. Good luck with it though Debs. I'm sure you'll find some willing participants.
by Cornish Tiger
Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:53 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Tigers's Den Part II, The Singing Cludgie
Replies: 318
Views: 30478

:besot: You charmer! Or did you mean a pint for every 21 years? That'd be 2 and a bit pints sadly!
by Cornish Tiger
Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:11 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Tigers's Den Part II, The Singing Cludgie
Replies: 318
Views: 30478

It's my birthday! Free drinks on the house courtesy of the management. That is OK isn't it Wharfey? :lol:
by Cornish Tiger
Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:52 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Forum Blockbuster
Replies: 52
Views: 6809

SF, what about Penelope Cruz?

Can't wait to see the script. Drunky you are a star volunteering to get Graham Norton involved. Without him I would never have known how to make a very rude folded napkin. It has been a party piece for years.
by Cornish Tiger
Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:17 am
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Golf
Replies: 22
Views: 3507

Oh I bet there are dozens of closet golfers. It's just like marmite isn't it.
by Cornish Tiger
Mon Mar 05, 2007 11:04 am
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Google imaging your forum name!!
Replies: 31
Views: 4480

Cornish Tiger was rubbish, just the odd moggy. My actual name produced this beautiful specimin. Spitting image!

http://tinyurl.com/284knf
by Cornish Tiger
Sun Mar 04, 2007 7:50 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Tigers's Den Part II, The Singing Cludgie
Replies: 318
Views: 30478

Pint of guiness with an ice cream floater. Want one?
by Cornish Tiger
Sun Mar 04, 2007 4:00 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: So true .......
Replies: 5
Views: 1190

:prayer: :guitar: :kissing: :thumb:

Hmm, no "large gifts of money" emoticon.... :lol: