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by madoqua
Sun Sep 19, 2010 10:59 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Pet hate (of the minute)
Replies: 111
Views: 7241

Re: Pet hate (of the minute)

Girls with worn out wrists and Dpussy......

The G2000 rubbing will continue. It's growing a treat.
by madoqua
Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:16 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Pet hate (of the minute)
Replies: 111
Views: 7241

Re: Pet hate (of the minute)

Bet Tom's got hairy armpits.

Problem is.. the ladies on here are ALL, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, screaming leftie limpwrists who like the smooth, babies bum 'men'.

I'm rubbing Grecian 2000 on all my nooks and crannies tonight.
by madoqua
Sat Sep 18, 2010 5:05 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: CYCLISTS Grrrrrrr
Replies: 125
Views: 9710

Re: CYCLISTS Grrrrrrr

Were the legs either side of the chopper when you thought that one up?
by madoqua
Sat Aug 28, 2010 2:18 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Who will talk to Madoqua's Ghost?
Replies: 28
Views: 2758

Re: Who will talk to Madoqua's Ghost?

He says the cheque is in the post.

After all your likeness to E.T. is remarkable.
by madoqua
Sat Aug 28, 2010 2:09 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Who will talk to Madoqua's Ghost?
Replies: 28
Views: 2758

Re: Who will talk to Madoqua's Ghost?

I've had words.

He said that if have a bike you will have to leave this forum cos they are articles of the devil.

Wooooo. :smt059
by madoqua
Sat Aug 28, 2010 12:47 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Pet hate (of the minute)
Replies: 111
Views: 7241

Re: Pet hate (of the minute)

I don't mind me own.

All other wind from wherever is pants.
by madoqua
Sat Aug 28, 2010 12:39 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Emails and texts you wish you could suck back.
Replies: 18
Views: 1649

Re: Emails and texts you wish you could suck back.

Are you permanently pi$$ed Bill?

I'm learning about spirits.
by madoqua
Sat Aug 28, 2010 12:38 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Who will talk to Madoqua's Ghost?
Replies: 28
Views: 2758

Re: Who will talk to Madoqua's Ghost?

I saw him and he said that my death was richly deserved.
by madoqua
Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:46 am
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Emails and texts you wish you could suck back.
Replies: 18
Views: 1649

Re: Emails and texts you wish you could suck back.

An anti-Welsh rant I put on here once. :smt013

I go to South Wales at least twice a year and everyone is wonderful (along with geordies). :smt050

North Wales is a different kettle of fish but my generalisation was wrong. :smt009
by madoqua
Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:42 am
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Pet hate (of the minute)
Replies: 111
Views: 7241

Re: Pet hate (of the minute)

Wind.
by madoqua
Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:33 am
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: Who will talk to Madoqua's Ghost?
Replies: 28
Views: 2758

Who will talk to Madoqua's Ghost?

I am, as some of you know, now dead.

I hope that having passed to the afterlife I am not excluded from the forum.

I'll use my spiritual state to help my old friends where I can.

All suggestions and 'contact' welcome.

Wooooo.
by madoqua
Sat Aug 28, 2010 11:28 am
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: CYCLISTS Grrrrrrr
Replies: 125
Views: 9710

Re: CYCLISTS Grrrrrrr

Wooooo

I floated over to Kinoulton.

Bikes no good. Been thrashed, fitted with re-treads and, worst of all, flat all round.

I get funny looks when I cycle now. The bike is still visible you see.

Causing accidents everywhere. What fun!

Wooooo.
by madoqua
Fri Aug 27, 2010 7:55 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: CYCLISTS Grrrrrrr
Replies: 125
Views: 9710

Re: CYCLISTS Grrrrrrr

Wooooooooooooooo. I am a ghost on a bike. Tunnels are not good.......no left or right. Boring and uncontroversial so they suit our controllers. Wooooooooooooooo. I'll be back. If i turn left out of the tunnel the thought police can't get me cos I'm a ghost on a BIKE!!!!!!!! (on topic). Woooooooooooo...
by madoqua
Fri Aug 27, 2010 3:49 pm
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: CYCLISTS Grrrrrrr
Replies: 125
Views: 9710

Re: CYCLISTS Grrrrrrr

All cyclists are idiots. All women drivers are useless All children should be shot, specially if riding a bike. As I said, we cycle a lot. This was meant to be a giggle, (as mentioned earlier). I knew that it would be me rather than a darling who was told off like a child. By the way I did cycle une...
by madoqua
Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:19 am
Forum: Welford Road Chit Chat
Topic: CYCLISTS Grrrrrrr
Replies: 125
Views: 9710

Re: CYCLISTS Grrrrrrr

Here we go.

I've been expecting it.

Strange how many other threads are allowed to go off topic for pages.

I've spent a lifetime around those with a 'little bit of power'.

Pathetic. The first barb came from fellow leftie S+M but of course that's OK.

Bye. I'm off on me bike under a train. :smt039